Wouldn't it be great if you could win a million dollars for being an expert on humorous quotations? Here is a mock simulation of the TV game 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' with a twist. All questions here test your knowledge of Humorous Quotations. Each question has a humorous quotation and you have to figure out who is being quoted. The answer is necessarily one of these four:
• Dave Barry
• Groucho Marx
• Jerry Seinfeld
• Mark Twain

The dollar amounts mentioned are an indication of the level of difficulty of the question. There aren't any prizes, except for the satisfaction of completing the quiz. Good Luck.