Always listen to the experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it.
Unknown Author: Motivational Funny Quotes
Be an optimist - at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Canaveral.
Soupy Sales: Motivational Funny Quotes
Be true to your teeth and they won't be false to you.
Karl Marx: Motivational Funny Quotes
Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.
Pete Roseg: Motivational Funny Quotes
Creating success is tough but keeping it is tougher.
Erma Bombeck: Motivational Funny Quotes
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
Galileo: Motivational Funny Quotes
Doubt is the father of invention.
Laurence J. Peter: Motivational Funny Quotes
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
June Carter Cash: Motivational Funny Quotes
Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail... then he has a weakend.
Zig Ziglar: Motivational Funny Quotes
Everyone knows what a hypocrite is... That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR.
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